Limmericks – In the Style of Ogden Nash

The first one is about stocks and market turmoil

“I put money in your stocks
And now my a** is in the docks”
Said the investor with a shudder
To the petulant Lehman Brother.

This one kind of gets my frustration out with Delhi traffic

Oh Dilli wala why do you hurry ?
You turn the roads to chicken curry !
One day when your car runs into a wall,
I’ll open the door and kick your ba** !

Who can ever forget her ?

Mamta Banerjee sat in Singur,
Behaving like a stupid boor …
While corporate CEOs take a call,
And stop investing in Bengal.

Traffic Signals are for the feint hearted !!

Our traffic signal has no flaw
Except for the errant autorikshaw.
He will go whatever the light
Always ready to pick a fight.
One day we’ll beat him till he’s raw,
Until he understands the law.

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